Just as it says on the tin. Konata can be a tough voice to pin down for me, so, uh. If you feel that something's off or that I'm just straight-out doing it horribly wrong, please drop a line here!

Naturally, all comments are screened. o/


EDIT: ... and because I fail at tweaking LJ, I JUST NOW realized that I should probably have turned IP logging off and enable anonymous comments. Which I have now done. SO HAVE AT YE

- hmhmhm... you've done well to get this far, Mion. But... it all ends here! Take this! My love! My anger! And all of my sorrow! SHO*RYU*KEN!!

-- ah- you dodged it!? Ah, no, w-wait, nonononoGYAAAAAAH--

[K.O.!]

... when are you guys going to stop gaming and actually go TRAIN?

Just... one more fight, Vi...! On my pride as a Street Fighter, I WILL emerge victorious against Mion!!

You said that the LAST time she beat you! And EVERY time she's beaten you! ... and every time you've beaten HER, come to think of it.

[Locked from hostiles]

Mion, hey, Mion! We're being booted out of the Inns, so, uh... can I stay at your place again? I promise I'll help with the cooking this time!

[Fail!locked to Bowser]

Bowser! KING BOWSER!!

Mion, hey, Mion!

[ATTACHED: A brand new SNES, bundled with A Vague But Patently Ridiculous Number Of Really Good Games.]

Happy second-birthday-in-one-year~! After this, you'll probably be able to understand... oh, a good 30% of all the random references I make.

[Sometime after this exchange takes place...]

[Anonymous sources on the internet have been steadily leaking authentic-looking details for a new animated series that, according to a supposed quote credited to one of the head writers, promises to "knock the socks off of that stupid Megadude show and all of its bleating fanbas- wait what WHO BROUGHT THAT CAMERA IN HERE TURN IT OFF-". The name of the show?]

( The Destiny of the Swordorcycle Legend. )

Happy Father's Day, dad.

...

Come to think of it, I hope he's not getting taken into custody into trouble again.

Hey, Vi? It's Konata, I- oh, hi, Mrs. Vi-Elec- wait, you're a WHAT? Er, Mrs. Black WereGarurumon... is your daughter on? ... thanks!

... Vi!! Your mom's a- do I even WANT to ask what your dad- o-okay, sorry, sorry. Anyway, um, no, the Inns aren't back to normal yet, I just wanted to let you know that I'm- ... no, Vi, the Inn hasn't been reduced to a crater yet. And no, no one's been turned into a flying shark with machine guns. If only.

No, I'm not at the Inn- I'm being genre-savvy and staying with Mion until all of this stuff blows over. It shouldn't be for more than a day or so. D'you wanna come over, or do you-

... no, Vi, I didn't "forget to pack anything except for my games". Yup. Uh-huh, I locked the door when I- yes, Vi, I packed all the important stuff. ... yes, it falls under YOUR definition of "important," I know, I- stop saying that you feel sorry for Mion! I'm only staying for a day or so! I mean, what's the worst that could-

GAH! A-Aaah, you don't need to yell like that!! Fine, I'll remember not to say stuff like that! I- okay, um, tell your dad that I said "hi," too. W-Wow, your dad has a scary voice.

Yeah, Vi, I know. Yup. Gotcha. Seeya later, Vi.

[Humming. And then the sounds of a faucet turning on. And then a splash, which, after a few seconds, abruptly terminates the humming.]

...

...

...

GyaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

... so, apparently, Konata's birthday is this coming Thursday. If anyone who knows her well enough wants to get her a present, then it's probably about time to start thinking about what to get her.

Sorry if this is kind of sudden- heck, I didn't actually KNOW that her birthday was coming up until just now. Can you believe that she was on the verge of forgetting about it herself!? I swear, if I'd been a couple days late in asking her about it...

...

Mion? We're still listed as a married couple.

...

... well, Happy Mother's Day.

So I was thinking... there are digimon out there with "Waru" or "Nise" in front of their names, right? Like how NiseDrimogemon and WaruSeadramon mean "Fake Drimogemon" and "Evil Seadramon."

... who actually gave them those names? Isn't that basically discrimination?

[In what appears to be a gigantic blunder, anonymous sources have begun leaking the scripts for the new season of Megadude Z and Xerox on fansites and message boards all over the network. In addition, there are sketches for new characters, along with new costumes for existing characters.

[... the problem is that some of the information leaked contradicts either itSELF or information from OTHER anonymous sources. For instance, one rumor claims that the Changeatrons will receive a total makeover and become the Kissatrons (robots that derive their power from frighteningly young maidens), while another says that Cobra kills the leader of the Changeatrons with a new previously unrevealed weakness that will be shoehorned into the plot.

[Another source claims that Jazz will return from the dead as the needlessly grim-dark Shadow Jazz, while yet another says that he'll return as an ancient Egyptian maid nurse magical catgirl robot and become the fanservice character of the series, who will eventually become the bridge bunny for Chief Mikan's new giant robot: the JaoJaiJar. Yet ANOTHER source claims that W.I.Z.A.R.D will become the annoying Scrappies of the series, while another hints at the existence of a head villain, someone who's been codenamed the Inopportune Terrapin... or is he just the new mascot? OR MAYBE THE LOVE INTEREST FOR MEGADUDE HIMSELF!?

[... and so on into infinity, as speculation by fans have caused a snowball effect. To whit, the geekier side of the network may become engulfed by chaos, bedlam, and trolling.]

EDIT:
( BREAKING NEWS! )

--e get this straight: your digi-soul manifested.

Yup!

NOT when you or your friends were in mortal danger.

Well, technically, I was probably in ... not really, no.

NOT when your emotions came to a head or at the climax of some world-shaking battle.

Nnnnope.

It manifested when someone chased you down over an embarrassing situation and shot at you with a toy gun.

... yeah. Don't these things usually occur when you REALLY need them to? At least you weren't there, Vi, you might've ended up wasting your very first, super-dramatic transformation sequence.

*Sigh.* ... why couldn't I have gotten a more heroic tamer...?

Right then, switch... on. *click*

Ah... hello, everyone at Hinata Inn. Arika told me that you've been offering free rooms for new tamers, and she's also helped me get settled in here, so I hope that's not a problem. If not, then I'll probably be living here for the foreseeable future, so I just wanted to say hi!

... mostly so that I won't be mistaken for a male intruder or something, and then chased by an entire harem full of angry girls into the onsen, where wackiness and fanservice'll probably most definitely ensue. Getting punched through the wall might hurt. And I mean, if it really WAS named after that Hinata Inn...

-- er, anyway, it's nice to meet you all~

Level 1 Japanese schoolgirl commoner looking for group~

… er, anyway, does anyone know how to get out of this jungle, or where the nearest inn is? It’s raining, and I don’t have an umbrella in my inventory, so I’m getting kinda soaked out here. I only have this cell phone. It hasn’t turned into a sword or a gun or a magic wand, and it hasn’t given me any mysterious messages… yet.

Also, if anyone sees a tsundere someone named Kagami, Tsukasa, Miyuki, or Yutaka, could you give me a ring?

… oh, and does anyone want to trade talking animal mascots with me? My Vi-Elecmon’s been sulking for the past fifteen minutes, and I don’t think she likes me all that—

”You can’t TRADE partners!!”

You can’t? Wrong game system, then. – er, you heard everything I just said, didn’t you.

”Yes. Yes, I did.”

Hmm. Well, uh, let’s see… does anyone have any extra snacks or something? I think I’m going to need to boost my digimon’s happiness rating.

”I’m not hungry!”

… I’m gonna need to boost it by a LOT.


((Italics are Vi-Elecmon. Strikes are muttered/inaudible.

And yes, this was also shamelessly pasted from the app~.))